Description

Do you find yourself short on patience with the younger generation? Fight them off before they can even open their mouths and spew their nonsense. Show them you’ve lived life and that you already know the secret to happiness. Because you’re old, you don’t have time for silly childish games, and you prefer the term eclectic over the alternative.

So make a pipin’ hot cup of your favorite drink, add in some melted snowflake tears for a little pizzazz to get you through the day. After all, there’s something a little sweet in the reality check these tears experience.

This item is NOT available in stores. Magical Duck is the ONLY AUTHORIZED SELLER of this unique mug

❤ One 11 oz. or 15 oz. white ceramic mug

❤ Mugs have been crafted from the highest grade ceramic using professional sublimation printers and inks.

❤ Your mug will never fade no matter how many times you wash it.

❤ Your mug is microwave and dishwasher safe.

❤ Mug is PRINTED ON BOTH SIDES.

❤ FREE Personalization

❤ All Mugs come well packaged in styrofoam clamshell.

❤ Printed and Shipped From The USA
Since everything in my store is custom-designed, some orders ship out quickly and some take a bit longer to make. I will send out a confirmation email once your order is shipped.

I’ll keep you updated every step of the way. This item takes between 2-6 business days to process and ship. The shipping address listed on your order is where it will be shipped. Please make sure this information is correct before placing your order. Please allow 14 business days for your product to arrive.

General Policies

EMAIL: michael [at] magicalduck.com
•All emails will be answered within 24 hours.